The flagship — cut close, printed loud
Watermelon Burn Boxer Brief
$39.95$49.95Save 20%
Pink flesh, green rind, a full watermelon stand happening below the belt. Our flagship boxer brief, printed edge to edge and fulfilled from US and EU workshops — the best thing you'll put on before 9am.
- All-over print, front and back, zero white seams
- Lined supportive pouch, no back seam
- Tear-away label — nothing scratchy, nothing branded but us
- Made on demand in the US or EU, ships in 3-8 days
Fabric and care
95% polyester, 5% elastane, lined pouch. Machine wash cold with similar colors, hang dry to keep the print vivid. No bleach, no iron on the print.
Shipping times
| United States | 6-10 business days | $4.90 (free over $40) |
| Europe | 6-12 business days | $5.90 (free over $40) |
| Israel | 7-14 business days | $5.90 (free over $40) |
Orders are processed within 1-2 business days and always ship with tracking.
Returns
Wrong size? Unworn pairs with tags swap free within 30 days. For hygiene reasons worn underwear cannot be returned - check the size guide before ordering.
The story
Why the watermelon?
Every summer body deserves a watermelon moment. This is the pair we hand people first: heavyweight print, a pouch that behaves through a full day, and fulfillment close enough to home that it arrives before the weekend does. Waistband runs relaxed — if you're between sizes, stay true.
Find your fit
Every body's a snack
True to size — size up between sizes. Model reference: 6'1" (185 cm), 33" waist, wears M.
| Size | Waist (in) | Waist (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28–30 | 71–76 |
| M | 31–33 | 79–84 |
| L | 34–36 | 86–91 |
| XL | 37–39 | 94–99 |
| XXL | 40–43 | 102–109 |
